foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

vinegod:

RESIST THE SWIFT by Robby Ayala

polka-spot:

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

Welcome to being a teacher…

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

friends meme: 4/5 moments · ”i got my girls”

icecreamandchicken:

But it’s rush week. So, y’all sleep.

icecreamandchicken:

But it’s rush week. So, y’all sleep.

me: hi! I'll be with you in just a second
customer: ok I want a grande mocha frap-
me: but for real shut the fuck up I'll be there in a second
lunarbaboon:

www.lunarbaboon.com 
danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy